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Strange flakes
Former President Donald Trump participated in a Fox News town hall Wednesday night, where he dismissed claims that he and his running mate, JD Vance, are “weird” and said they are both “solid.”
“First of all, weird isn’t the opposite of solid — it’s normal,” Seth Meyers said Thursday. “Republicans can’t beat the weird allegations, so now they’re trying to throw them back at the Democrats, but in doing so, they’re just making things worse.”
“He hates this so much that he can’t stop bringing it up, and now when it comes to Tim Walz, his defense is, ‘I’m not weird — you’re weird!'” – Jimmy Kimmel
“True, true – I’m just an ordinary guy who lives in a gold house and has an orange face.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“I love that he immediately throws Vance under the bus. [imitating town hall host] ‘Mr. President, how will you solve inflation?’ [imitating Trump] ‘Well, you know, everybody says that Jedi is a very strange man, you know. He’s obsessed with childless women, and he can’t even order donuts without freaking them all out, but you know, I don’t think he’s weird.’” – Seth Meyers
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“I was so secondhand embarrassed to watch it that I had to watch it out of my hand as if it were a ‘Saw’ movie.” – Seth Meyers, on Vance’s tense interactions with the employees at the dessert shop
“This man orders donuts as his kidnapper watches him from a car.” – Seth Meyers
“[imitating Vance] How long have I been in this sweet shop? Forever? OK, fine.” – Stephen Colbert
“Let me ask you a question: Is JD Vance a donut? Because Walz is dunking it.” – Stephen Colbert
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